"Look like the innocent flower,
But be the serpent under it."

—Lady Macbeth (Macbeth, Act I scene v)
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tennants-hair:

when i find myself in times of trouble

the 12th doctor comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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The Trio met for the first time 23 years ago today.

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weasleywrinkles:

kittykat1087:

imsirius:

Mark Williams and Julie Walters behind the scenes of Bill&Fleur’s wedding

This should have just been put in the movie, as mr and mrs weasley probably dance just like this.

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becausewhoseline:

(I already uploaded the Colin entering Rhode Island one a while back) 

Can you guys think of any more funny state signs?

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

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aconsultingdetective:

∞ Scenes of Sherlock

Crime in progress. Please disturb. 

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ladysharapova:

Roger Federer def. Marcel Granolllers 4-6 6-1 6-1 6-1 to proceed to the 4th round of the US Open
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#roger federer #us open #tennis

teamslacker:

*posts a selfie*

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nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

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profoundnegro:

blake-nmc:

dnnm:

i am crying this is me

Showed my dad and he said “that better not be about me.” Haha

ACCURATE

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"Play it up more! You’re just not being dramatic enough."

said no one to Shatner, ever

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