so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”
the dad joke to end all dad jokes
mark ruffalo is so down to earth like i feel like he doesnt even know hes a celebrity hes just some guy and all these famous people are around him and he has no clue what is happening
Favorite Lesbian/Bi/Queer Characters: Orange is the New Black - Nicky Nichols
Piper: What are you doing?
Nicky: It’s uh, an art piece representing the futility of blue-collar labor in a technological age. And vaginas.
It looks like a cat version of Toothless.
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
Poor Dan Patterson…
This is what we’ve been saying the whole time!! #justinbeiber #orlandobloom #beiber #legolas #beiberpunch